Witnessing an utter waste of life.
Perhaps it is because I’ve passed the venerable age of 40 and I’m becoming grumpy at more things more often.
Perhaps it is because I recall a time before home computers and instant messages when hanging out with someone meant you were actually face to face with them.
Perhaps it is any number of reasons that I cannot tolerate being around people who are wasting their time.
In one evening at a pub I witnessed a disturbing scene. Don’t get me wrong, I see good in socializing in a pub. Socializing with friends over a nice pint is a time honored tradition. This particular evening, however, was wrong in a Lovecraftian sense. That’s how wrong it was-Lovecraftian Wrong.
There was one person sitting alone, drinking and mumbling to herself (that’s fine, I talk to myself too, Shut up! No! You shut up!. Ahem) . A couple sitting watching the TV (ok, so they like to spend more money at a bar rather than staying home and doing the same thing. I’ve done that too) and a few business types talking about how to make the next hundred thousand (yeah so I’m jealous…). Ok, everyone needs to blow off steam, that’s why I was there, to unwind a bit with a colleague. Sure. But then came the discussion between two grown men about Twitter. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
After hearing about how Stewie Griffin and Brian tweet and how the one guy gets over 1,000 tweets a day the individual said that he followed the Dali Lama. It was “the” Dali Lama! “It’s amazing that he can, like, talk about like enlightenment in 140 characters!” The statement acted as a koan that woke me to my immediate situation.
I was sitting amongst a group of people who were doing nothing. They were becoming nothing. They were tricking themselves into mimicking activity but all they were doing was avoiding living life. Worst of them all was the one who lived life through 140 characters from a 1,000 different people, some of whom were not even real people!
I’m not a Luddite. I enjoy my computer and the occasional Facebook conversation. However, when playing “Black Ops” becomes an acceptable example of “hanging out” with someone and when 140 characters can represent enlightenment to someone, its time I check my baggage and move on.
Rather than “listen” to the Dali Lama’s 140 characters, sit an meditate for 2 minutes!
Rather than playing Black Ops and screaming at someone through a headset play D&D and scream at them face to face (more likelihood of punches being thrown!)
Rather than finding sleep in a pub create something. Paint. Write. Play. Imagine. Indulge. Just don’t be defined by gadgets and the latest “apps”. Fucking Hel people…you only have so many days on this pimple in space! Do SOMETHING!!
I know I am.

I have to admit, I’m a twitter addict. The constant feed of information, news, jokes, etc. is like a drug for me. I have my theories as to why but I won’t go into that here.
I have several friends who would rather “socialize” online than in person and I can understand some of the reasons. Like we’re so spread out over the city that getting together becomes such a chore. Especially for those with kids. And for me, I’ll spend an hour and a half on the bus to get some place but due to my friends’ busy lives they’ll have to run after 45 minutes so after spending the next hour and a half on the bus I start to wonder “Why did I bother?” It’s just easier to stay home and tweet/facebook/download adult material. And as for that drunk guy following you around all night because he has something so funny to tell you over and over again? Much easier to ignore online. It’s like you have more control over your evening by insulating yourself away from the rest of the world that you don’t want to deal with.
I don’t really think it’s healthy but on the other hand, I sort of understand and I don’t want to force people into a situation they’ll feel uncomfortable in (and they will hold a grudge against me for putting them in the situation).
But the promise of all these apps to stay connected to friends and family is definitely weird. Yes, I can see pictures from my cousins in Ecuador and hear how their baby is doing. Or get updates on how a friend’s cancer treatment is going. But am I really any more connected? And for people who start feeling that connection to celebrities or fake people who engage their “followers” it starts to become a slippery slope to allowing it to control your life.
So all of this is to say, when are we doing brunch again?
Go to night school…
Learn Japanese and coding…
Make Black Ops 2…
Find a mistress…
Afford secret vacation in Kyoto…
Come back with gift for wife…
Look in mirror…
Go back to night school…
Michael,
Brilliant. Think big and act even bigger!
So, next time you are in Ottawa, we’ll hit a pub. >:-)